A Young Man Excitedly Tells
His Mother 
He's Fallen In Love 
& Says"I'm Going To Bring Over 3 Women
& U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"

Next Day,

He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &
Thy Chat 4a While
Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."
She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""
Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"
The Mother Replies
" I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..