Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent idea"
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"

A Young Man Excitedly Tells
His Mother 
He's Fallen In Love 
& Says"I'm Going To Bring Over 3 Women
& U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"

Next Day,

He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &
Thy Chat 4a While
Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."
She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""
Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"
The Mother Replies
" I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P

Banking Sector Is
Very Much Similar
To Public Toilet
Reason:
People Outside Are
Desperate To Come In

And

People Inside Are
Dying To Come Out

Funny But Reality

Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk,
  
And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut up

All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful...,

But,

Only My Mom Is RIGHT ! 

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are
2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies They Are
HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO...

Who Can Stop 500 Cars
With One Hand .??
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Ans-It's Traffic
Police..

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps
1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.
2:- Sleeping on Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone. ...
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study